About Us

At XXS Monster, we make clothes for the wildest creatures on Earth:
📍 Babies.
📍 The parents trying to survive them.

This isn’t a brand for sugar-coated milestones or Pinterest-perfect motherhood.
This is for the ones who show up sleep-deprived, over-caffeinated, and emotionally wrecked—but still full of love.

We believe in tiny voices speaking big truths.
Whether it’s a bodysuit that says “I Only Sleep 2 Hours a Night”
or a dad tee that reads “You’re Lucky I Slept (a Little)”—
every design is a mic drop for the messy, honest, wonderful world of parenting.

We’re here for the ones who
🍼 parent like warriors,
🎭 love like poets,
💩 and laugh like lunatics.

XXS Monster is not about being “cute.”
It’s about being real.
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unmatched.

  • Tiny voices. Big truths.
  • Soft cotton, sharp wit.
  • Made for parents who feel things.
  • Because being exhausted is a full-time aesthetic.
  • Babywear with emotional baggage (in the best way).