About Us
At XXS Monster, we make clothes for the wildest creatures on Earth:
📍 Babies.
📍 The parents trying to survive them.
This isn’t a brand for sugar-coated milestones or Pinterest-perfect motherhood.
This is for the ones who show up sleep-deprived, over-caffeinated, and emotionally wrecked—but still full of love.
We believe in tiny voices speaking big truths.
Whether it’s a bodysuit that says “I Only Sleep 2 Hours a Night”
or a dad tee that reads “You’re Lucky I Slept (a Little)”—
every design is a mic drop for the messy, honest, wonderful world of parenting.
We’re here for the ones who
🍼 parent like warriors,
🎭 love like poets,
💩 and laugh like lunatics.
XXS Monster is not about being “cute.”
It’s about being real.
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unmatched.
- Tiny voices. Big truths.
- Soft cotton, sharp wit.
- Made for parents who feel things.
- Because being exhausted is a full-time aesthetic.
- Babywear with emotional baggage (in the best way).