Emotionally Unavailable Try Again After Coffee Comfort Colors® T-Shirt M

This funny and brutally honest parenting shirt is perfect for moms or dads who are running on caffeine, zero patience, and unconditional love.. Printed on soft, high-quality cotton, it's a relatable gift for exhausted parents, Mother’s Day, Father's Day, birthdays, baby showers, or just surviving Tuesday.

🎁 Great gift for: tired moms, stay-at-home parents, postpartum friends, and anyone in the parenting trenches.

Featuring a relaxed unisex fit and soft garment-dyed fabric, it offers both comfort and durability for everyday wear or special occasions.

✨ SHIRT MATERIAL & QUALITY
Made ethically in Honduras with 100% US cotton. Garment-dyed for soft color and texture. Knit in one piece with no side seams for a clean, stylish look. Thick, breathable, and built to last.

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with like colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean